I've been saved by the grace of southern charm

I will never understand “fashion”. I mean really, look at this girl. What chic in their right mind would ever go out of her house looking anything like this? Her clothes and shoes are way too matchy, but then her bag doesn’t even go with what she’s wearing, and her hair look absolutely horrible. Nothing about this is beautiful, or cool, or “fashionable”. 

and she’s way too thin. I mean look at her legs.. they’re as small as my wrists. My husband told me something today; he said

“Real men like curves.. only dogs go for bones.”