parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
dog: every snack you make
dog: every meal you bake
dog: every bite you take
dog: i'll be watching you
A note to my future children:
Dear sweet child, Know yourself. Be honest with yourself about who exactly you are. Discover your likes, your dislikes, your loves, and your hatreds. Search for truths. Form your own opinions based on your knowledge of things. Embrace your good qualities, and even your bad ones; and I guarantee you have bad ones, because I know your father, and I know myself. We’re not bad people, but...
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.