I got birds in my ears and a devil on my shoulder

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June 2012

90 posts

Jun 8, 20129,213 notes
Jun 8, 2012196,863 notes
Jun 8, 2012360,477 notes
Jun 8, 20121,584 notes
Jun 8, 201226,447 notes
  • me: *blink*
  • parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
Jun 8, 201233,507 notes
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Jun 6, 201246,087 notes
#atheism #atheist #atheists #god #design #intelligent design #evolution #evolutionism #evolutionist #big bang #big bang theory #submission
Jun 6, 2012233,964 notes
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Jun 6, 20123,074 notes
  • dog: every snack you make
  • dog: every meal you bake
  • dog: every bite you take
  • dog: i'll be watching you
Jun 6, 201265,388 notes
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Jun 5, 2012339 notes
Jun 5, 201210,376 notes
A note to my future children:

Dear sweet child,

Know yourself. Be honest with yourself about who exactly you are. Discover your likes, your dislikes, your loves, and your hatreds. Search for truths. Form your own opinions based on your knowledge of things. Embrace your good qualities, and even your bad ones; and I guarantee you have bad ones, because I know your father, and I know myself. We’re not bad people, but we’ve made our share of mistakes. Ask us questions, and we’ll give you answers to the best of our abilities. Find yourself. Love yourself. Be yourself, and nobody else. 

Love, your mother

Jun 5, 20122 notes
#mom #mother #mum #mothers day #child #children #future #future children #future mother #note #letter
Jun 5, 201229,442 notes

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

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Pluto is there.

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The artist remembered Pluto.

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Guys…

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The artist drew Pluto crying.

Jun 5, 2012246,327 notes
Jun 4, 20123,243 notes
Goals for the next 3 1/2 months:

Husband is going on a 90-day detail based out of Dallas, TX (about 2 1/2 hours away from our home) from 1 July-1 Oct, so I will have all of that free time! minus the few weekends I’ll get to see him. 

-get house totally cleaned out/organized. 

-make all of the craft/diy things I’ve pinned on Pinterest

-try out new recipes I’ve pinned on Pinterest

-schedule more photo shoots!

-explore Bell County, TX for photo shoot locations.

-dye hair red w/purple undertones

-get a good exercise routine down/swim A LOT with Michelle&Brittany

-possibly get a puppy and train it?

-tan.

-save up $$$

-totally cut out snack foods, possibly including anything processed; keep grocery list strictly to organic fruits/veggies, meats/fishes

-drink more water!

That’s my list for now. I’ll probably add to it!

Jun 3, 20121 note
#list #lists #goal #goals #goal list #resolution #new years resolution #summer goals #summer goal

May 2012

53 posts

penguiiin:

I hate the word homophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

it’s retarded tho, because the only people who use the word “homophobic” are the people who are labeling other people as such.. like, so what if I don’t agree with homosexuality? I’m not hateful towards gay people, and I’m not afraid of them.

May 31, 2012160,835 notes
May 31, 2012205,955 notes
  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due friday
May 31, 201278,524 notes
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May 31, 20121,037 notes
May 31, 201231,991 notes
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May 31, 201210,166 notes
Doing some post-processing work on random photos I have yet to do anything with, sipping on hot mocha-coffee, and listening to The Hunger Games soundtrack. Ah, life is sweet.
May 23, 2012
#am I hipster now? #I love being a photographer #photography #coffee #chocolate #mocha #the hunger games #the hunger games soundtrack #hipster #post-processing #photoshop #photo editing
May 22, 2012109 notes
Teen Choice Awards 2012- Extras → teenchoiceawards.com
May 21, 2012
Does anyone else register as a teen to be able to vote for the Teen Choice Awards, or is that just me?

Yea, I’m definitely 22..

May 21, 2012
#teen choice awards #harry potter #the hunger games #vote #voting #awards
May 21, 20124,881 notes
“Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.” —Stephen King (via weasleyisking)
May 20, 201213 notes
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May 20, 201226 notes
  • Harry Potter: You'll stay with me?
  • Lily Potter: Always
  • Katniss Everdeen: Stay with me?
  • Peeta Mellark: Always
May 20, 201222 notes
#I never even noticed this! #I can't even #omg guise #hp #harry potter #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #lily potter
May 20, 201217,234 notes
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May 19, 2012206,622 notes
May 19, 201275 notes
Okay so, serious question:

I’m sure this is a pretty common one, and I could probably just Google it, but I want to know what our Atheists on Tumblr have to say, and I swear, I’m not being stupid on purpose or being sarcastic or anything, but….

If Evolution is correct, and we as humans basically came from monkeys/apes, why do we still have said monkeys/apes today..

Are we supposed to have come from a specific type of monkey, or
How come we still have tons of other monkeys that didn’t evolve more, like us?
Actually, how come no other line of anything else on this planet has evolved quite like the Human?

I promise, this is genuine curiosity, and I hope to get tons of rational, calm responses, or at least links to websites that can answer these questions for me. 

May 19, 20128 notes
#atheism #evolution #evolutionism #evolutionist #atheist #agnostic #darwin #darwinism #charles darwin
May 19, 2012103 notes
#homosexuality #christianity #atheism #god #love #gay marriage
May 18, 20125,780 notes
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