- me: *blink*
- parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
- dog: every snack you make
- dog: every meal you bake
- dog: every bite you take
- dog: i'll be watching you
Dear sweet child,
Know yourself. Be honest with yourself about who exactly you are. Discover your likes, your dislikes, your loves, and your hatreds. Search for truths. Form your own opinions based on your knowledge of things. Embrace your good qualities, and even your bad ones; and I guarantee you have bad ones, because I know your father, and I know myself. We’re not bad people, but we’ve made our share of mistakes. Ask us questions, and we’ll give you answers to the best of our abilities. Find yourself. Love yourself. Be yourself, and nobody else.
Love, your mother
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Husband is going on a 90-day detail based out of Dallas, TX (about 2 1/2 hours away from our home) from 1 July-1 Oct, so I will have all of that free time! minus the few weekends I’ll get to see him.
-get house totally cleaned out/organized.
-make all of the craft/diy things I’ve pinned on Pinterest
-try out new recipes I’ve pinned on Pinterest
-schedule more photo shoots!
-explore Bell County, TX for photo shoot locations.
-dye hair red w/purple undertones
-get a good exercise routine down/swim A LOT with Michelle&Brittany
-possibly get a puppy and train it?
-save up $$$
-totally cut out snack foods, possibly including anything processed; keep grocery list strictly to organic fruits/veggies, meats/fishes
-drink more water!
That’s my list for now. I’ll probably add to it!
I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
it’s retarded tho, because the only people who use the word “homophobic” are the people who are labeling other people as such.. like, so what if I don’t agree with homosexuality? I’m not hateful towards gay people, and I’m not afraid of them.
- Teacher: Schools almost over
- Teacher: and this is crazy
- Teacher: but here's three projects
- Teacher: due friday
Yea, I’m definitely 22..
- Harry Potter: You'll stay with me?
- Lily Potter: Always
- Katniss Everdeen: Stay with me?
- Peeta Mellark: Always
I’m sure this is a pretty common one, and I could probably just Google it, but I want to know what our Atheists on Tumblr have to say, and I swear, I’m not being stupid on purpose or being sarcastic or anything, but….
If Evolution is correct, and we as humans basically came from monkeys/apes, why do we still have said monkeys/apes today..
Are we supposed to have come from a specific type of monkey, or
How come we still have tons of other monkeys that didn’t evolve more, like us?
Actually, how come no other line of anything else on this planet has evolved quite like the Human?
I promise, this is genuine curiosity, and I hope to get tons of rational, calm responses, or at least links to websites that can answer these questions for me.